Instructions for use:
1. Read headline and think to self, “And *you,* Matt Taibbi, of all people are shocked by this? It’s just par for the course. The world is these people’s fucking golf course, after all.”
2. Take seat on subway.
3. Read first four paragraphs of article.
4. Briefly wonder if other subway passengers are noticing your open-mouthed gape and popping-out-of-head eyes.
5. Read more.
6. Shake head in disbelief.
7. Read more.
8. Shake head knowingly.
9. Read more. (OK, it’s really not that long, I promise. I’m just a slow reader.)
10. Shake head in cynical resignation.
11. Be outraged. Be very outraged.
I don’t call it the Daily Outrage for nothing, people.
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August 21, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Bugboy
“The world is these people’s fucking golf course, after all”
I’ve always pictured these fucktards finger-kicking paper footballs to each other’s devil-horned hand goals, but that works too!
Outrage is all we have left. Someone should tell Matt.
August 23, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Michael Forhan
I read you for the first time today and loved your post on The Rude Pundit.
Also loved your pictures and later went looking for an old post “Mission to Burma” but it’s no longer up. Any chance of seeing it somewhere?
Michael Forhan
Burma Border Projects
August 24, 2011 at 1:03 am
miandering
thanks so much, michael. i’m flattered! don’t know what was up with my ‘mission to burma’ photo album but i seem to have convinced google/picasa to show it again. it’s just a photo album of my border run to burma and back in half a day from chiang mai… just didn’t want to get your hopes up. i spent all of fifteen minutes in burma. here’s the link: https://picasaweb.google.com/miandering/MissionToBurma. (i was supposed to go last february, but then my plans changed completely, as you may or may not have read, and instead i came home to ny.)
April 9, 2013 at 4:27 am
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Hi, thanks for sharing